WTDH STOP YOUR LIFE ALERT: CHRIS BROWN AND RIHANNA ENGAGEMENT RUMORS SWIRL PON DA REPLAY??

According to some internet sources, Chris Brown has trapped- I mean, proposed to the Bajan-born endorsement goddess, Rihanna, with a 20 carat rock that could buy the entire island of Barbados. Even though we DO NOT believe it cuz we've been here before, with marraige rumors circling back in May AND June, we are BAFFLED that people really believe Mr. Kiss Kiss got it like that! I mean, he's our favorite and most consistent of Jailbait: the next generation, but yet and still he needs a lil bit more than 2 albums worth of raaaaaaaangtones to get to that level, dontcha think? On top of that, some sources are saying that RiRi purposely is wearing the ring to incite the rumors... we are inclined not to believe BUT if it's publicity you want, come on let us be your fools! If it really did go down, we'd like to think that CB was more creative than that down on one knee business. He probably simply said GIMME DAT then crumped and pop locked her ass into a corner til she said ya mon.